Mens & Womens Funny t shirts & Aprons

Our funny t shirts and funny aprons are the best way to show how you feel about the world, how it should be, and how it would be if your boss and family could spare you for just long enough to give you the chance to run the country for a while. Oh how much better off we'd all be, eh?

If you've ever felt the need to phone up a friend in order to raise your eyebrows at them in virtual bewilderment at what your husband has just done for the third time this week, or slammed your third pint down in frustration at what your neighbour is getting up to at three in the morning then welcome my friend, pull up a chair. You're one of us. You're a Grumpy Git, and here we're happy to let you vent your anger and frustrations.

Our growing selection of hugely popular funny t shirt designs are helping folk like you and me to spread the word about just how we feel about what's left of this great and glorious UK. Pick up one of our Grumpy Git Kits while you're here. You'll find a classic flat cap that bears no resemblance to a baseball cap (what's baseball anyway? Don't they mean rounders, the game little kids play before they get on to proper games like cricket by 'eck?) You'll also find we've popped in a beautifully etched (marked, but deliberately, like) hip flask (whip it out next time you feel your blood boiling), and a unique Grumpy Git t shirt. Except it's not unique, because we've sold quite a lot of them to other people who feel the same way you do, but think of it as sort of a club for us gits who feel we have to stand together before we fall apart.

From retro designs from the 70's (which are over, so we've heard, but that doesn't mean we have to listen) to celebrations of how men and women have managed to remain utterly baffling to each other despite having had about 200,000 years to work it out, and from poetically inspired wit and wisdom to laugh-out-loud irony (which is a type of humour often lost on the subject of the joke) then you're certain to find something which is right up your cup of tea, or even just up your street.

As far as we're concerned the main purpose of getting angry about something is to fuel creativity in such a way that we then spread the word and stimulate conversation. If you find our aprons stimulating anything else then you're probably not wearing it right. From religion to politics, sport to men and women, no subject is sacred and no opinion left unconsidered unless it's middle of the road, sitting on the fence and beating about the bush. Which would be quite an achievement actually.

If you're looking for cracking funny t shirts with designs for both men and women then you're in the right place. If you have something you need to get off your chest then send us your slogan and we may well end up letting other people put it on their chests for you. Share and share alike, 'sonly fair like. Now where'd I put my whippet?