Design Your Own T Shirt Competition!

It couldn't be simpler. Well, of course it could. We could do it for you, but then where would be the fun in that? All you have to do is the following:
1. Put the kettle on. Read the paper. Look outside and narrow down the number of things that have irritated you in the last 15 minutes to a shortlist of twenty or so.
2. Hold a good quality artist's pencil in your hand and go through the list of potential rant subjects one by one. Stop at the one you're thinking of when the pencil snaps in half.
3. In between telling the kids off, ticking husband/wife off for leaving the loo seat up/leaving the loo seat down/some other minor infraction and writing a letter to the local paper about traffic wardens, car clamping or the Pope, sketch a witty, quirky or deeply sarcastic t shirt design and then send it in to us.
4. While waiting for your £250 make a list of what you'll spend the money on. Perhaps a full page ad in the local paper offering your partner for sale, sending the kids off to a holiday camp, or soundproofing the bathroom so you can get some quality time to yourself.
Design T Shirts For The UK's Grumps, Or Become A Grumpy Judge Yourself
Although we know that some people find their frustration and anger can be channelled successfully into first rate creativity, there are others who have about the same level of artistic merit and skill as our pigeon after a couple of ciders. However, after rummaging around down the back of the sofa we also pulled out all our wool trousers from the washing basket and checked all the pockets, accumulating a nice £100 which we're happy to offer anyone who can simply come up with a witty slogan which our printing wizards can then transform into a full blown t shirt ready for the grumps and gits of the UK to wear with pent up pride.
Alternatively you could simply sit back with a cup of tea or a small sherry and judge the efforts of those grumpy gits who have already released their anger to run free in the big wide world. Just click 'Submit a score' to, umm.. submit a score. Well, what else did you think that button was for? Rating this brilliantly shiny website? Well you can do that just as easily by clicking those smart little blue buttons at the bottom with the letters 'f' and 't' in them, which incidentally happens to be the initials of one of our favourite expletives.